March 2011
10 posts
Jeggings pt. 2
Me: Remember, Sports Meeting at 6:30, you have to come to sign the papers.
Dad: o.k. wearing what?
Me: Jeggings & a blue shirt. why?
Dad: Jeggings?
Me: yes.
Dad: I don’t have any of those so…
Me: No Dad, I’m wearing jeggings, you can wear whatever you want.
Dad: o.k. btw: jeggings = awesome name for a new Lord of the Rings character
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